A stupid drug dealer in Wichita, Kansas was busted after he called 911 to report that he was the victim of an armed robbery in December, 2006.
The victim told police that a buyer pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole a pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell.
The cops brought in a drug-sniffing dog and located more pot, plus drug paraphernalia. The victim was booked on multiple charges, including possession with the intent to sell drugs. The robber has not been apprehended. (info from The Associated Press)