A guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender to give him a shot of tequilla. The man downed the first one, slammed the glass on the bar and immediately asked for another.
The bartender gave him another shot. The man downed it and slammed the glass on the bar again. He repeatedly asked for shots of tequilla until the bartender refused to give him anymore.
Disgustedly the man left the bar cussing and yelling at the bartender and making a complete fool of himself. About two minutes later the drunk came running back in the bar in panic. He urgently asked the bartender to hand him the phone.
The drunk took the phone and dialed 911. When the police answered, the man said, "Somebody broke into my car. They took my steering wheel, accelerator and brake pedal, even my dashboard."
The police said that they would be there in a few minutes. The man walked out of the bar again, and returned a few minutes later. He picked up the phone and dialed 911 again. When the police answered the man said, "I just called about a car that had been broken into and vandalized. Never mind -- I mistakenly got in the back seat."
It's a joke.