Dispatcher: 911, What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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Some folks call 911 for strange reasons.
Some folks get into trouble after a 911 call.
Sometimes the 911 operators get into trouble.
"No, I'm sorry. 911 doesn't deliver beer, or cocaine, or pot, or rescue squirrels, or help with homework or pizza, or cook hamburgers."
who & what
This blog is written and edited by Michael N. Marcus, a writer specializing in telecommunications, and president of
AbleComm, Inc, "the telecom department store."
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MY BLOGS:
DialZero provides a look at what's silly, stupid or surprising in telecom.
Gotta Get One recommends and criticizes electronics, food, cars, cameras, tools, movies and more.
For The First Time (or the last time) talks about changes in society and technology: first toilet paper, last convertible, first voice mail, last Automat, first female leader of Boy Scout troop, etc.
911 Wackos provides a look at the weird 911 calls and callers.
Book Making Blog is where I discuss writing, editing and publishing -- for my readers and for other writers
MY BOOKS: information & previews
PhoneGeeks Forum provides help with phone equipment and wiring.
WeLoveClams is for people who love clams
List of my websites
AbleComm, Inc, "the telecom department store."
EMAIL ME
Funny memoir "I Only Flunk My Brightest Students -- stories from school and real life" now available at Amazon.com
MY BLOGS:
DialZero provides a look at what's silly, stupid or surprising in telecom.
Gotta Get One recommends and criticizes electronics, food, cars, cameras, tools, movies and more.
For The First Time (or the last time) talks about changes in society and technology: first toilet paper, last convertible, first voice mail, last Automat, first female leader of Boy Scout troop, etc.
911 Wackos provides a look at the weird 911 calls and callers.
Book Making Blog is where I discuss writing, editing and publishing -- for my readers and for other writers
MY BOOKS: information & previews
PhoneGeeks Forum provides help with phone equipment and wiring.
WeLoveClams is for people who love clams
List of my websites
legal notices
911 Wackos (TM pending) is a service of Able Online Media.
Original material is ©2008 - 1010, Able Online Media. All rights reserved. Some material may be copyrighted by others, and will be removed upon request by copyright owner.
Some photos are for illustration or amusement only, and do not represent actual news items or people discussed. If we published a picture of you and you want it removed, please tell us, and we will remove it. Some quotations have been edited for brevity or clarity.
Original material is ©2008 - 1010, Able Online Media. All rights reserved. Some material may be copyrighted by others, and will be removed upon request by copyright owner.
Some photos are for illustration or amusement only, and do not represent actual news items or people discussed. If we published a picture of you and you want it removed, please tell us, and we will remove it. Some quotations have been edited for brevity or clarity.
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- Man lied to 911 about baby in stolen car
- Man reported robbery to 911 when he was denied ref...
- Armed 85-year-old woman makes robber call 911
- 911 dispatcher fired for caller's death wants her ...
- Drunken boy jailed for four prank 911 calls
- Transcript of real 911 call
- Person seeking aid for fatally injured cyclist cal...
- Thousands in California improperly billed for 911
- 8-year-old girl made over 100 prank 911 calls
- After wife shot him, cop called a cop, not 911
- 911 caller died after operator error
- Drunk called 911 five times about cops
- Man told 911 that slot machine stole his money
- 911 call records teen murdering his mother
- Man arrrested for calling 911 about a sandwich
- Possible wrongful death suit over botched 911 call
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