A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies. The woman dialed the emergency police number and tearfully told the dispatcher there was an emergency.
When officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband sat in front of the TV watching porn.
She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbors can hear it."
She was told that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, and referred her to a counsellor for help. (info from Ananova.com)